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Who Deserves the Title of Universal Guitar Lord Immortal

Poll closed Apr 27, 2017.
  1. umwscott (Hyptonite)

    15 vote(s)
    55.6%
  2. Gagoosh (Sweet Release)

    13 vote(s)
    48.1%
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  1. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    First, thank you to Major Tom, Tim at Buddha Pickups, and Ryan at Floridian FX for aiding me in this Special A Guitar Forum Event.

    Grand prize winner will earn a product from each of these fine fellows, plus a handmade Well-hung guitar strap. As well, the title of Universal Guitar Lord Immortal. I think maybe Tom can change your avatar title under your handle for the whole coming year.

    Our AGF Universal Guitar Lord Immortal (UGLI) Competitors:

    This is the list of who`s in, who`s out. I know all of you have it in you to win. Above all have fun!

    zisme - Now working on a roofer madness crew
    GuitarDude- no craigslist ad
    pirate19's concerts didn't sell out. Tour cancelled three dates in.
    sabasgr68 - Picked the wrong gear combo, too late.
    Reville Guitars
    is now gunning for Assistant to the Assistant Manager at Guitar Center
    inforobinhood - couldn't sell cream GW special guitar for G.A.S. money.
    thepezident was on holidays, dearlpitts sat in, but pink coke made not a party
    Don Tonberry's merch didn't move. Now it's sitting ALL in his apartment.
    rrobbone - no craigslist ad
    Daneman got accepted into chippendales dance crew
    RiverDog now focused on his telemarketing career
    rambleon- no craiglist ad
    honyock didn't have the right look-
    tonebender made the top ten but stepped off the tour bus
    jamdogg was being played by rockyoworld who failed to show for the charity gig
    bc rich - no craigslist ad

    uwmcscott is our Universal Guitar Lord Immortal, 2017
    idiotsdelight no freak friend, no road manager
    nomadh signature guitar didn't sell. He's now the best dominos delivery man in the city
    gagoosh Runner up, he had a good sniff of the big time, and liked it very much

    Quick and firm ground rules. There is potential for much colon discomfort in something like this, but it’s also conflict and competition that makes these things interesting to participate in. But PLEASE lets keep our heads. When there is an individual judge for a contest, that Judges’ rule is law. When there is a collective decision, that too must stick. Friendly, slightly passive/aggressive trash talk is ok, but angry/bitter griping will not be tolerated. The only way it will affect the course of events of the contest may be a quick ejection for the angry little man. So, don’t be one. General forum rules also apply here, but I reserve the right to send away anyone being a total pain to myself, another judge, other players or the general community and dragging the contest down. One yellow card only per player, then red and immediate disqualification. By entering, you are agreeing.

    I reserve the right to slightly bend rules from time to time for individuals to make it a better, fairer game, HOWEVER, I do NOT want to be influencing the outcome in any major way.

    IF your have trouble converting time zones, go here: http://www.worldtimebuddy.com/
    Enter Your city, for a new line, as well as CST for another. My times posted will always be CST (central standard time). This site will help convert it for you, bookmark it. I will try to keep 8PM Central Standard Time as a regular start/end of challenges and voting sessions.

    I will trust YOU the players to know when you have been cut, or are still in the game. If you miss a challenge entry because “you didn’t know” or “you slept in” or “were at work” that’s on you, not the rest of us, so PAY ATTENTION.

    Ready to Outwit, Outplay and Outlast your weaker AGF brethren? Can you lead the pack?

    Let’s do this.

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    Open to the first 100 or however many under that number post in this thread, before 10pm Central Standard Time tonight, Jan 16. Simply post a photo of yourself playing guitar, with a distorted “Face of Pain” as you deeply realize what your 2-1/2 step bed sounds like without the amazing tone enhancement you’d have with a quality Hand Wound Buddha Pickup, a Floridian FX pedal juicing your signal, or a comfy strap not biting into your back and shoulder.

    In short, Show us your best Guitar Bendy Face. This is a time limit challenge. Beat the masses, beat the clock and you automatically move on to Challenge 2. This is an easy walk, a warm up. It will get harder.

    The long road to becoming AGF Universal Guitar Lord Immortal begins NOW:
     
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  2. zisme

    zisme Well-Known Member

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    I'm in! Pretty sure this is the same face I make when I suffer the ultimate pain of stubbing my toe
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  3. andrewsrea

    andrewsrea Well-Known Member

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    What a week for me to have been on a business trip. I will be watching this one! Thanks for adding some fun to the forum!
     
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  4. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    Quick... Head to a guitar shop.

     
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    GuitarDude Well-Known Member

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    Don't know if this is my bendy pain face or from the lack of sunglasses required when I play this guitar Resized952017011595114108.jpg
     

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    pirate19 Well-Known Member

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    I call this one "Screaming Kitty." Also, TOTALLY not trying to influence the judges by featuring a Well Hung Dead Kitty strap.

    Sent from my SM-G930P using Tapatalk
     
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  7. rmfroyd

    rmfroyd Well-Known Member

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    hmmmm.....not too shabby.
     
  8. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    I can't enter but here's me

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    not photoshopped AT ALL
     
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  9. rmfroyd

    rmfroyd Well-Known Member

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    I think if I were judge I would be looking for a cross between stubbing your toe, getting hit in the shin with a ball peen hammer, getting bit on the dick by a rattlesnake, all while finding out the bass player stole your girlfriend.
     
  10. sabasgr68

    sabasgr68 Well-Known Member

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    I will just watch... This is going to be hard!
     
  11. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    What? How more easy can it get?


    There is no judging in this round. YOU ALL WIN

    All we need is your pic in to qualify for the game. Get one in in the next
    nine hours, chances are you are in for round 2, the first immunity challenge!
     
  12. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    MORE PRIZING DETAIL. This is a huge value fellas. Waiting for you to grab it.

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    But the REAL prize will be the epic level bragging rights, I think.

    But, if we can't start with a minimum 25 AGF Alpha hopefuls, I don't see much point in continuing.
     
  13. sabasgr68

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    Ok, I´ll play the first round...
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    Sabasgr68,

    face and motion blur go well with art work on wall. You've taken it to new dimension.
     
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    good luck with the contest, cool idea

    might be hard to get 25 or more mugshots though:)
     
  16. Reville Guitars

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    Oh this looks like fun. I'll join.

    It's a little bit of "ladies, please...", "dude, you just shot hot sauce in my eye!", and "I'm in the middle of being hit by a car."
     
  17. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    If I listen close I can almost here the tone in these submissions, even though it appears some of you didn't even plug in. No matter. This round is simply about showing up.

    4.5 hours to left join the fun, but before a contest can actually take place we need a good strong field of contenders. Takes ten seconds to grab guitar, snap a pic. a minute or two more to upload it here. Do it.
     
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    Im down, but I like the pain...
     
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    I am in deep mental pain
     

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