Bathroom Guitar?

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  1. guitaro

    guitaro Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I don't really need a travel guitar because I don't travel much and don't play guitar out of my house, but one of these travel sized guitars seem like they could fit the bill for keeping in the head for playing on the commode. Does this make me weird, or has anyone been known to strum or noodle on the throne?
     
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    stevebway Metaphysician & Ham

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  3. guitaro

    guitaro Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    You have 4 guitars in your bathroom?
     
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    No thanks, my playing stinks enough.
     
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    blowtorch Well-Known Member

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    someone post that pic of the toilet lid guitar, and get it over with. Please.
     
  6. Chocol8

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    I would say you were weird, but there was a guy at a gun club I used to be a member of that had a toilet gun. Holster attached to the tank. He was paranoid that someone would break into his house while he was taking a shit. Of course we all made fun of him mercilessly.

    Until one day a crackhead/junkie busted the screen and tried to crawl through his bathroom window while he was occupying said bathroom taking a shit! I think the crackhead probably shit himself too.

    I am not sure the toilet guitar will ever come in quite as handy, but hey, you never know.
     
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    Chocol8 Well-Known Member

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    And the picture of one of the Metallica guys that I have seen way more than I would like!
     
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    Rollin Hand Well-Known Member

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    Well, Nuno Bettencourt claims he wrote "Hole Hearted" on the pot.

    And no less than EVH himself reputedly takes a guitar to the can for some rocking and toilet paper rolling. Insert "brown sound" joke here.
     
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    I thought about getting a bathroom guitar or ukelele just because every other room in my apartment has at least one guitar in it. I'm buying a house and moving within a month, so it'll be harder to meet that requirement :p
     
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    Manodano Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Gee Dad, thanks but no thanks - no really - you keep it - NO DAD, I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT STANKIN THANG - GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!

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    Manodano Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I dare you to admit it: that's funny as hell.
     
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    Odd. I'm in-and-out.

    Businez
    Flush
    Wash hands (dry on pants)
    Turn on the fan
    Hit the light
    Out.

    I have things to do places to be. To quote Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins: Aint nobody got time for dat!
     
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    I wonder if that's where eruption was made :eek:
     
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    "No, no, it doesn't smell of smoke. Or vanilla, like those new Gibson cases. It's sort of more, I dunno, *earthy* you know? More horse barn with a side of beer farts. Can't place it, exactly."
     
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    If it take you so long to shit that you need to play guitar while doing so, I would say it's time to see a doctor.
     
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    Or simply reconsider your diet.
     
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    Taking a long poop is a good way to get some quiet time away from the kids/wife.
     
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    There's only room for one kind of crap in my bathroom, thanks.
     
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    Nope, just nope. I don't even like the fact my toothbrush shares a room with the crapper.
     
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    Seriously. Drink some water.
     
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