Fugly Guitar - Twang Dangler Possibly Nsfw

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  1. thepezident

    thepezident Well-Known Member

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    WTF???
     
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    Someone is gonna buy that, or already did.

    Actually, if you delete the whangus-phallus-dangler f-hole - it's not a bad looking Tele color scheme at all.
     

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    thepezident Well-Known Member

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    If you click Reverb link....one of the pics it reads "Built with Pride" :flushed:
     
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    mozz Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Cortney Love?
     
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    So where's the counterpart to this model, the "Twang Mangler"? Sorry, just a little vagina dentate humor there.

    But seriously, it makes sense from a manufacturing point of view, as they could just leave it pink. :rolleyes:
     
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    I was looking for a guitar for my gay trance shoegaze cover band, the Wangulators.
     
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    That's funny. It's not that HARD to believe really.
     
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    Finally I understand what Guitar Porn meant.
     
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    I think the "bottom line" is someones not putting both feet into reality.....
     
  12. Mr. Leyvatone

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    I was in Vegas a couple of years ago and saw a fun, wacky cover band.

    The guitarist was like an effeminate Dave Navarro with a German accent. Dude was flaming like a Zippo.

    He would definitely rock that thinline with a P hole.
     
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    I heard if you stroke it tight, it get bigger.
     
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    You would expect high output HUM buckets on that guitar
     
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    It's not just a dick... It's a flaccid dick... That's gonna say more about you than I think you want.

    They should make a blue one with the dick pointing up, and put a Viagra logo on the headstock. :ROFLMAO:
     
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    New meaning on SEMI hollow.
     
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    My F hole is nowhere near that big.
     
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    I know what kind of strap it needs
     

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