Had A F-ing Crazy Night Out Last Night!

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  1. peskypesky

    peskypesky Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I almost got into a bar fight with a Trumper last night. He was acting like an ape and taunting me "I know your're a fucking liberal! I know you're a fucking liberal! I HATE fucking liberals." At one point he started to come at me with his fists clenched. I know how to fight, so I grabbed a metal stool, held it above my head and was ready to bash him in the face with it, and I said "Come on, bitch, let's go." He backed down.

    A little while later, a woman who was with him and his friends came up to me and wanted to "exchange numbers". I said "No, I can't do that." She said "Why not?". I put my fingers around her wedding ring and said "because of this." She replied "He's out of town for a week." She was ridiculously hot, so I was tempted, believe me.

    The lesson for anyone who doesn't know how to fight: you ALWAYS fight dirty. A chair or a broken bottle are much more effective weapons than fists.

    The other lesson: You don't fool around with married women in a state where a large percentage of men own guns. Even if that woman happens to look like a young Stevie Nicks.
     
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    peskypesky Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    oh, btw, I learned the thing about the chair from watching wrestling when I was a kid. lol. Ivan Putski's foes who couldn't beat him fairly in the ring would resort to bashing him with chairs.

    My childhood hero. Ivan Putski. Polish power! (I'm half-Polish)
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    Or in a place like Floriduh where 25+% of the adult population has a CCP for firearms.
    And I assume the rest are carrying illegally?
     

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    peskypesky Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Guess what? I had a dream last night that I was in a gun store contemplating the purchase of a handgun. No lie.
     
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    peskypesky Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Oh, one other thing that makes the story really fucking creepy. Turns out a woman I know here knows all of the people in that party. She told me it's a good thing I didn't bash the Trumper because two of the guys are in the cartel. Yup.
     
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    This Trump thing is getting out of hand, I hate to say it but it won't take much to light the match.
     
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    Nh is constitutional carry - no license open or concealed. Pretty low crime too.
     
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    peskypesky Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    civil war is definitely a possibility
     
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    Too much hate and polarization these days.

    Hey but the good news: you-da-chick-magnet!
     
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    well, it's just. my. fucking. luck. That the one time in recent memory that a hot chick was all over me and wanted my number, I couldn't actually give it to her.

    Later that night, I met up with this gorgeous woman I've been trying to woo for almost 2 months, and once again, she dashed my hopes.

    She'll get my hopes up by inviting me to go see music or something, then dash my hopes. Then she'll be texting me til 4AM, getting my hopes up again. Then she dashes them. She is fucking gorgeous and brilliant and an incredible artist.....but she has been single for over 5 years and doesn't date anyone, because she never got over this guitar player from San Antonio who cheated on her and broke her heart.

    I'm just the latest in a LONG line of men who have met her, fallen in love with her, and failed to get anywhere with her. My brother had warned me about this. He told me this would happen. I have learned that every man in El Paso is madly in love with her, and every woman wants to be her. But she spends every night alone....
     
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    Pesky : "Sent Her Back".... Ha ha ha
     
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    Mulvany and Miller?
     
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    Here's who I look to for guidance.
     
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    peskypesky Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    for me, this sums it up

     
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    I remember, as a kid, watching Haystacks Calhoone, Chief Jay Strongbow,...and Mad Dog Duchon' who would grab the nostrils and rip them upward...or atleast had the ketchup oozing out of his hand to imply the same. NH attracted some dumb entertainment, having lots of New Hampshirites and all. My kin.
     
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    We are standing our ground. Its our way.
    Our former 3 term Governor, Mel Thompson from back in the 70's, wanted to have the state armory outfitted with nuclear weapons incase the Feds got takin out, or if the Mass. "pinko libs" ( or Vermont) got outa hand.
     
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    Mad Dog Vachon?
     
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    As a former bouncer, I'd tell everyone if you're in a fight, fight dirty. When you get them down, put the boots to them. Too many times I've seen people try and fight fair or let someone up only to get throttled later. Finish it quick, and leave no doubt as to the outcome.

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    I grew up watching those 70's Sunday morning wrestling matches with my dad, who probably is still watching them. High Flyers, Jumping Jim Brunzel, Ivan Putzky, Iron Sheik, etc.... Good times. In '84 after I had knee surgery my dad & me went to a match up in the Quad Cities. It was a blast, & because I had a full leg cast & crutches they gave us better seats so I had room to park the cast.
     
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