How To Be A Troll

Discussion in 'What's left to Talk About?' started by tonebender, Feb 28, 2020.

  1. tonebender

    tonebender Well-Known Member

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    Solid State amps suck, tubes are KING!

    Whatcha got?
     
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    mozz Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    True bypass is a fallicy.
     
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    Tone wool for the best tone.
     

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    ${insert non Fender/Gibson brand here}s have no soul.
     
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    Import guitars are toys, only American made guitars are professional quality instruments...
     
  6. mozz

    mozz Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I heard Gibson is cutting all their prices 50% from now on.
    ( I might be too good at this)

    EMG's suck.

    Guitar Center is giving lifetime warranty on everything they sell.
     
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    Guitars are instruments for old men.
     
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    Tone is in the ballsack
     
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    MAGA

    *thread is locked for eternity* :grinning:
     
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    Mickey Gandalf the Intonationer

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    Don't mess with these cheap Agile things. Buy a Gibson and you'll sound 40% better immediately!
     
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    “ I don’t understand what you are saying, but I disagree with you.”
     
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    Bob Dylan is the most overrated musician in modern history. He can't play or sing, has horrible stage presence, and his rambling lyrics suck.

    *Ditto for Clapton.
     
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    To Hell With Rock and Roll Bring Back Disco!!!!!!
     
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    Autotune makes anyone a singer.
     
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    We can fix that in the mix.
     
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    Found a 1962 ES-335 but it's lefty. Should I convert it to righty?
     
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    Keith Urban is the best Country and Western artist of all time. (cross thread points)
     
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    basswood sounds just as good as your "tonewood".
     
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    oh you want me to play one of your fancy modeling amps? no thanks, i'm straight.
     
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    I've got a couple that would probably result in an insta-ban, so I'm jus gonna go with this instead....

     
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