NSFW Nomadh Can Make You Well-hung! Ask Him How!

Discussion in 'tvvoodoo's Hangout' started by tvvoodoo, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    Part of my customer appreciation draw for 2018 customers included the ability for the Grand Prize Winner, ( @nomadh ) to award any AGF member ONE (1) Well-Hung Guitar strap.

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    If you have been watching and waiting for your chance to be Well-Hung at low dollar, this could be your BIG BREAK! Someone is going to earn a FREE strap, and anyone trying should have fun doing it.

    Here are the rules: I can't think of any except he has ONE week to tell me who gets a strap and that person can't already be Well-Hung. All you have to do is convince nomad to name you most-deserving.

    Suggestions? He's definitely a creative spirit, a singularly talented fella, who really ties AGF together, so that could be key to this win. Post pictures of the instrument you want him to strap, complain about how heavy it is, how much it hurts to bear it. Show us the shitty strap now on it. Tell nomad how handsome and brave he is. Compliment his crazy-cool hair or even his guitars. Have him over to your crib to ply him with alcohol or maybe even weed if you can. Charm him with your ashley madison screenshot finds, share hot pics of ladies right here here in this thread. Let's get busy in here. I can affirm he'd probably like that (not too hot now, we don't want to be giving the poor guy a coronary). Write him a poem, Hell write him a SONG... That just might do it! A dirty limerick, hmmm what rhymes with nomad... comrade, doodad, gonad, so mad.... maybe offer to do his laundry, air drop him 24oz of mountain dew with a roofie in it. Logic? Ain't nobody got time fo' dat.

    I honestly don't care how he decides, just that he be the one to be fully persuaded.

    Bump this thread, spam this thread, drive him half crazy if you want, ok he might already be there. He's in Cali, I believe, I think I have his real name on file, but I'm going to keep that to myself. He'll tell you if he wants.

    Release the arguments.... Let the friendly brainwashing of nomad begin!
     
  2. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    badonkadonk

     
  3. rrobbone

    rrobbone Well-Known Member

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    Damn,

    ...that's me out of the running.

    Oh well, should be fun to watch anyway. Here's something to look at in the meantime, since the thread's already labeled as such:

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  4. tvvoodoo

    tvvoodoo Well-Known Member

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    Hey fellas... here's your chance butter up nomad somehow in this thread to get your free boutique guitar strap - -he needs at the very least a list of people to choose from, and so far there's NO ONE!

    just going through the recent registration list to find some recent reg. names of people who I, (and possibly others) know who are probably lacking in the Well-Hung department. I was looking for fresh meat who aren't lurkers... and, who won't cost me a zillion bucks to send a strap to them... (offshore) - but it's open to you offshore folks too, gotta say that - but you have to make the effort.

    @Ratiug @DA_Whit @Eric Singleton @apruitt30 @Reggie @Darkside7 @Phender @OrangePeeled @Frank M Aldridge @Brian Kelly @AnotherJim @AX2M @Earthling @GT86 @Half Past Seven @wcmcallis @EmileM @Axess2084 don't hold back!

    Chances are real good if you have have half-decent bullshit skillz! Get in on this - The nomadh guy is a total pushover, and even though I know this is not going to do any favours to his already boundless self-esteem, well I think he probably already knows a lot of what you guys say will have Charlie Sheen-like sincerity.

    The deal is.... in a weeks' time, when Nomadh picks the winner (for whatever reason) I will ask you to show me a guitar you would like a strap for.
    I will give you a choice from two types, and we will go from there.

    Cheers
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  5. MrM0964

    MrM0964 Well-Known Member

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    Been around a while and sadly I'm not yet Well Hung. I've got this Tele i put together that is a little heavy and could benefit from a decent strap

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  6. fullonshred

    fullonshred Well-Known Member

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    Once again Super-Cool of Mr. tvvoodoo - much respect and positive thoughts vibes and prayers coming his way for his generous spirit.
     
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    Congrats to @nomadh & thanks to @tvvoodoo !

    I am already well hung, but long overdue in buying another. They are the bestest straps around!

    While we await the outcome...

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  8. BrianSkeezer

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    Obviously, I'm already Well-Hung, but to add to the fun.....
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    She does it for me......
     
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    crmartin Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    My dear awesomely handsome and talented @nomadh I would love to win an awesome well-hung strap for my MIJ Squier Strat that I'm in the process of upgrading. If you could find it in your solid gold heart to pick me, I would forever be grateful.

    Forgot to thank @tvvoodoo for providing this opportunity. You are awesome!
     
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  10. nomadh

    nomadh Well-Known Member

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    Nice try but I already got a hot asian at home.
    But I do love the brunettes and asians. Thanks.
    Maybe some latinas too :)
     
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  11. Mickey

    Mickey Gandalf the Intonationer

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    What's a guitar strap?
     
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    Sorry Mickey, they started using them in the late 40's when the western swing players started getting rowdier and dancier and singier than the sit down big band/jazz guys.
    This was not too long after amps came in I think, do you recall that? I know that's pretty new tech for fella like you, try to keep up. :LOL:
     
  13. Mickey

    Mickey Gandalf the Intonationer

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    Sounds like something my (insane) mama would whoop me with!
    I'll bet it hurts less than being beaten with a guitar!
     
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    'Twas worth the shot.

    Select one whom thy choose worthy, good sir knight.
     
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    damn, just damn!!!!!
     
  16. nomadh

    nomadh Well-Known Member

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    I'm working on a couple of ideas but I'm open to suggestions as to how I pick where this new strap will go. Come on people. I don't believe everyone here either is already well hung or isn't interested.
     
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    fullonshred Well-Known Member

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    I am interested in owning a TV Voodoo strap, who wouldn't be? But for me the strap would be primarily valued as Art, because when I do play (rarely these days) I am usually sitting down.
     
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  18. jamdogg

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    I am very much interested, but am already well hung, twice over. (thank you Brad!)

    Might I humbly suggest a....ahem....performance competition? Any shemp can post a pic of a hottie. Hot about laying down a killer track - strapless? you know, separate the men from the boys...so to speak.
     
  19. Reggie

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    I haven't owned a guitar in several years and just bought one. So I am not well hung at all, in fact I don't have any strap yet. That creates a dangerous situation where my guitar might slip from my hands and hit the ground. This possible tragedy must be averted.
     
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  20. dearlpitts

    dearlpitts Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Who knew one could be too well hung, umm oh well.
     
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