Part of my customer appreciation draw for 2018 customers included the ability for the Grand Prize Winner, ( @nomadh ) to award any AGF member ONE (1) Well-Hung Guitar strap. If you have been watching and waiting for your chance to be Well-Hung at low dollar, this could be your BIG BREAK! Someone is going to earn a FREE strap, and anyone trying should have fun doing it. Here are the rules: I can't think of any except he has ONE week to tell me who gets a strap and that person can't already be Well-Hung. All you have to do is convince nomad to name you most-deserving. Suggestions? He's definitely a creative spirit, a singularly talented fella, who really ties AGF together, so that could be key to this win. Post pictures of the instrument you want him to strap, complain about how heavy it is, how much it hurts to bear it. Show us the shitty strap now on it. Tell nomad how handsome and brave he is. Compliment his crazy-cool hair or even his guitars. Have him over to your crib to ply him with alcohol or maybe even weed if you can. Charm him with your ashley madison screenshot finds, share hot pics of ladies right here here in this thread. Let's get busy in here. I can affirm he'd probably like that (not too hot now, we don't want to be giving the poor guy a coronary). Write him a poem, Hell write him a SONG... That just might do it! A dirty limerick, hmmm what rhymes with nomad... comrade, doodad, gonad, so mad.... maybe offer to do his laundry, air drop him 24oz of mountain dew with a roofie in it. Logic? Ain't nobody got time fo' dat. I honestly don't care how he decides, just that he be the one to be fully persuaded. Bump this thread, spam this thread, drive him half crazy if you want, ok he might already be there. He's in Cali, I believe, I think I have his real name on file, but I'm going to keep that to myself. He'll tell you if he wants. Release the arguments.... Let the friendly brainwashing of nomad begin!