For your amusement I submit the following weird Van Halen related pics. Dave's security circa 1979. Minister Alex. WTF?!? This kid is real? Do you think he right hand tapped this thing? Don't think I'd want to be anywhere near Alex after he'd had a few and started swinging that katana around. The fact that it looks like Red Bull and Pop Tarts set at the table is even weirder than Dave on roller skates in a bunny suit. Andro Eddie. They really f*cked up the guitar. Who is that on the left? Valerie's smirk here is somehow creepier than all the previous photos combined. A classic of VH lore.